Welcome Zooea
I am not supposed to know about you.
Some unknown man from a restricted number called me on or about August 10, 2018 to
tell me of your impending birth. A strange way to learn that I am about to become a grandmother. He said that he thought I should know but your parents wanted to keep it a secret from me. Your mom and dad will tell you I am dead or worse but I am not. When you are of age you will receive a letter about me (that is already arranged). A letter that tells you a bit about my life and adventures. Tells you about the great man your dad used to be before he lost his sense of humor. But that will come later after I am gone.